In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit
so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’
and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing
omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.
i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
Mom, Dad….. I’m French
the bible says adam and eve not adam and hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower
worst physical pains
stepping on a legostubbing your toe
touching a curling iron
getting shampoo in your eyes
spilling lemon juice on a paper cut
getting stabbed 47 times
burning your tongue
sitting on a hairbrush
getting bit by an ant
one of these is not like the rest
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
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reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
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There’s a lot of life here.
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theironyofchokingonbandmembers:
Wow. I didn’t like macklemore and then I saw this and completely changed my mind.
Macklemore you are amazing.
why would you not like macklemore in the first place? the guy writes songs about equality and things that matter
woah
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